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Sign of the Apocalypse #00001: The Decline and Fall of Language

I guess Destiny's Child didn't break up soon enough.

Apparently, Destiny's Child didn't break up soon enough.

Apparently bootylicious is now part of the broken down, idiotic patois we once referred to as the English Language. I wish I could be around 1,000 years from now when those robot aliens who that let that pothead cyborg Haley Joel Osment spend one more day with his yuppie pretend mommy (that wasp bitch) come back to Earth to try to learn about our civilization and find shit like this. I still wish I was bootylicious, though.