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It’s time I express how I feel about Patrick Swayze’s untimely death

Published on September 14, 2009 in Road House. 0 Comments

And the only way to do that is through a looping youtube video that I edited

10 Best Road House Quotes Excluding, “Pain don’t hurt,” “A polar bear fell on me,” and “I used to fuck guys like you in prison.”

Published on March 16, 2009 in Road House. 4 Comments

Well Oiled Machine

I like Road House. I know you do too. You like it in that overtly ironic, “it’s so bad, it’s laughably good” kind of way. As a conniseur of film, and again, I stress the word film, I like  Road House on a much more cerebral, humanistic level. You have to understand, Patrick “the Swayz” Swayze isn’t just a tough-as-nails cooler hardened by a lifetime of barroom brawls. He’s also a deep thinking student of philosophy, with the discipline to maintain his perfectly toned and perpetually oiled body through a rigorous diet of black coffee, Marlboro Reds, and Tai-Chi.
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