I am currently going through my mid-life crisis.
I am a male.
I am in Nashville, Tennessee, or as we locals call it (and by locals I mean me when I’m drunk), Cashvegas.
40% of what I say is quotes from The Simpsons, 20% is curse words, and the other 20% is self-centered pleas for attention, praise, and general ass-kissery.
I’m almost never interesting, so I’m not sure what you’re doing reading this but, hey, it’s your time to waste you e-loser.
Oh and I’m not interested in your or anyone else’s opinion unless it matches mine exactly. Unless you want to give me money — in which case, I’m all ears.
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