It's like Freaky Friday but with nerdy virgins.
If I write a movie and I really want Michael Cera to be the star, and it turns out that Michael Cera can’t do it because he’s busy making sure the Arrested Development movie doesn’t happen, I should re-write the character.
After that, I should go to Home Depot, buy a length of heavy-duty rope, drive back home, murder my pets, record an unintelligible suicide tape, and hang myself for ever coming up with the idea.
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