Monthly Archive for February, 2009

Sign of the Apocalypse #00001: The Decline and Fall of Language

Published on February 17, 2009 in Signs of the Apocalypse. 0 Comments
I guess Destiny's Child didn't break up soon enough.

Apparently, Destiny's Child didn't break up soon enough.

Apparently bootylicious is now part of the broken down, idiotic patois we once referred to as the English Language. I wish I could be around 1,000 years from now when those robot aliens who that let that pothead cyborg Haley Joel Osment spend one more day with his yuppie pretend mommy (that wasp bitch) come back to Earth to try to learn about our civilization and find shit like this. I still wish I was bootylicious, though.

I’m going to save this for later

Published on February 7, 2009 in I am awesome.. 2 Comments

 

This is basically nightmare fuel. I don't know where it's from. I used to have a bookmark to it, but the site hosting it took it down. But I found it this today (3:00 AM) while doing some researching (pornography). Now I will have it for. ev. er.

This is basically nightmare fuel. I don't know where it's from. I used to have a bookmark to it, but the site hosting it took it down. But I found it again today (3:00 AM) while doing some researching (pornography). Now I will have it for. ev. er. Download it as you see fit, but I'm pretty sure seven days from seeing it, you die.