Monthly Archive for May, 2008

It’s called a Pershing. Some douchebags call it a Persian but they’re jag-offs. It’s literally the best food ever made.

If these were around back in the day, Jesus would have been all, “Fuck a bunch of eating me, let’s just have these instead because they are literally better than the flesh of god.” Of course they weren’t around back in the day and that’s why you have to choke down those stale snack crackers at communion. So have fun sucking down those expired pringles, suckers. I hope you choke to death on them.

Here’s a link for some more history if you want to be further depressed.

And one last picture, so you can gaze upon it’s confectionary glory and kill yourself